“Our plan is working, treasurer!” the prime minister said, nodding theatrically, as he handed over to Josh Frydenberg at this afternoon’s press conference. “We need to stick to the plan,” he added for emphasis. Which plan was he referring to? Was it his plan to have 4 million doses of the COVID-19 vaccine administered by the end of March? Surely not, with only 226,000 given so far – 2.2 million below where we ought to be in order to hit that target on time – along with new reports that the government rushed the launch of the flailing vaccine booking system. Could it have been the plan to push ahead with the government’s omnibus industrial relations bill, even with Industrial Relations Minister Christian Porter on mental health leave? Unlikely, with the government today forced to ditch four out of five sections of it to avoid Senate defeat, turning it into a uni-bus reform. Or could it have been Morrison’s plan to distract from all that and more, with the announcement of new unemployment figures – the subject of the press conference at which he made the proclamation? No, it couldn’t be that; that plan definitely isn’t working, with the presser followed by questions on the vaccine rollout, the IR reforms and the sacking of Liberal staffer Andrew Hudgson.

Today was the last joint sitting day of parliament until May 11, when the budget is due to be handed down, and the government was understandably keen to pass its controversial industrial relations reform bill. But following almost 10 months of negotiations with unions, business and the senators, it was forced to abandon the majority of the bill, leaving only the adjustments to casual workers (clarifying which workers were “casuals” and allowing them to convert to permanent jobs more easily) after failing to secure Centre Alliance’s votes. The government chose, however, to ditch the section on wage theft – the one provision supported by all members of the crossbench – in a temper tantrum described by ACTU secretary Sally McManus as a “shameful and vindictive reaction”. Acting Industrial Relations Minister Michaelia Cash said the slimmed-down bill would be a “significant win for casual workers”, but it was no doubt a defeat for the government.

Health Minister Greg Hunt, meanwhile, spent the day defending the rushed rollout of the national vaccine booking website, which crashed yesterday, but not before wreaking havoc on the phone lines at GP offices and forcing doctors to refuse appointments to eligible Australians (doctors are calling for calm, asking people to wait a few weeks due to the rush). Hunt has insisted that the rollout is on track, and that yesterday was always meant to be the website launch day. But Guardian Australia reports that the industry was told it wasn’t going to launch until next week, with yesterday’s announcement taking clinics by surprise. “We were shocked to see it had gone up because we had been told to prepare for it going live on Monday,” a source said, suggesting the government must have felt pressured to launch the site early due to negative media coverage of the rollout. What negative coverage would that be? Perhaps the fact that Australia is farcically behind on its targets, and desperately behind the rest of the world, leaving us vulnerable to outbreaks. Talk about “sticking to the plan”.

Many of the government’s plans lie in disarray, but there still doesn’t appear to be one for dealing with the snowballing outrage of women across the country – other than announcing inquiries and leaning on the words of retiring Liberal MP Nicolle Flint to insist that this is an issue for Labor, too. Almost every question posed by Labor in Question Time today was focused on the issue, from whether the PM had bothered to check with his staff over allegations that he backgrounded against Brittany Higgins, to why he would not even bother to check, to whether his staff members have been interviewed yet by Phil Gaetjens over their knowledge of her alleged assault yet, to why the report into what his staff knew and when is taking so long, to whether the report will be released when it is received. The next few focused on Porter, from why Morrison sought the solicitor-general’s advice about the attorney-general’s portfolio responsibilities but not an investigation, to whether he intends to allow the attorney-general to retain responsibility for defamation law reform.

The only plan appears to be to stonewall until the issue goes away. But with the government slipping in the polls, how long will it be before the government admits it’s time for a new plan?

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