Simon Clement

An overweight friend recently claimed that, far from being a “petrol guzzling car”, he was doing his bit for the environment as a carbon-sequestration unit. He, and countless others like him, were tying up millions of kilos in carbon with their extra padding and a global fat-loss program might well precipitate catastrophic climate change. Maybe next time Hitchcock is faced with a recalcitrant overweight patient she could take them aside and thank them for saving us all from certain doom. It seems more likely than them doing the same for themselves.

Simon Clement
Mt Martha VIC