The all-purpose election victory speech
Thank you, thank you, thank you, no, really, please, thank you.
A short time ago, my opponent called me to offer his congratulations. He’s a good bloke, whatever his colleagues might say. I thank him and I thank Australia, and the people of Australia. And I thank my wife and children and God and all the people who helped and everything.
Thank you. Today, the people of Australia ha
Make it memorable, Steve Gibbons
As if they didn’t have enough to fear and loathe already, the Liberal Party Tories and their media cheer squad have found a new hate object: the unassuming member for Bendigo, Steve Gibbons. Gibbons’s most recent crime is that last week, when demonstrators from the public gallery called the Prime Minister a bitch and a liar, he tweeted: “Looks like Abbott has contracted out his nasty si